Barack Obama Hates Maureen Dowd, As Do All Patriotic Americans

Presidents:  They are just like you! We found out today that the Kenyan Obummer has one more thing in common with your Wonkette -- he's not a fanof that Maureen Dowd character. Check out more from your Wednesday below: 1. Elizabeth Warren asked some questions about vaccines and she got some SHOCKING ANSWERS. 2. John Boehner got so mad at Democrat obstructionism that he SAID A CUSS. 3. An Arizona Senate committee has voted to make the federal government optional and the sheriff the highest law in the land. 4. Conservatives, of course, were the greatest victims in the horrific murder of three Muslim students in North Carolina. 5. And, of course, Alabama continues to reel from tyrannical federal Over-Reach-Around that is gay marriage.  And so much more! Hit up those links and stay with us a while, okay? Once you're done browsing Wednesday, refresh your Wonkette, because we have many things in store for you, wait and see! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.