How All Your Favorite Liberal Blogs Muffed The Yoga Pants Bill (Which Does Not Exist)

Um, so you all know how you saw that story somewhere in the past couple of days, about Montana trying to ban yoga pants? Yeah, that never happened, and your Wonkette Owner/Editrix Rebecca has some suggestions for how media outlets can avoid reporting things that didn't happen, in the future. More from your Thursday at Wonkette! 1. Ruth Bader Ginsberg needs America to know that gay marriage will be fine, it won't hurt a bit. 2. Rick Santorum hates America for its Erotic Freedoms. 3. Some San Diego cops thought these guys were robbing their own store, beat them up just to be sure. 4. Rand Paul is pretty sure Hillary Clinton is to blame for all things, including ISIS and the cancellation of happy endings. 5. The GOP is SO MAD that the terrible Kenyan Obummer failed to come up with a contingency plan once the GOP destroys Obamacare. And so much more! Hit up those links and stay with us a while, okay? Once you're done browsing Thursday, refresh your Wonkette, because maybe Montana will ban yoga pants for real this time, we'll find out! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.