Hurray, We Repealed Obamacare 56 Times! This Time It's Different!

Good sunny Tuesday to all the Wonkerados and Wonkerado-adjacents out there, it is time for your newsletter! 1. YOU GUYS WE FINALLY REPEALED OBAMACARE 56 TIMES! And the House Of Representatives did this with a straight face, not as a joke. Check that out here. 2. Noted Heterosexual Congressional dreamboat has a new fancy Downton Abbey-themed office, and he does not want anybody to know about it. Tour it here! 3. The GOP:  AGAINST good personal hygiene, FOR freedom. Got it? 4. Rand Paul was a dick on the television. Don't believe me? Check it out right here and see for yourself. 5. More dumb stuff about vaccines, which will surprise you very much. This time it's former veejay dork Kennedy with an OPINION. And so much more! Like Joe Biden not trying to be the king of Venezuela, that creepy stalker former Michigan assistant AG getting to pay lots of money for his troubles, and oil companies pumping waste into the water supply, no biggie. So many Wonkettes! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.