Vermont Proposes Official Latin Motto, Wingnuts Tell Vermont To Go Back To Mexico

That headline is just one of the wondrous stories from your Wonkette yesterday, and yes, it's as bad/funny/sad as it sounds. Read it. MOAR STORIES: 1. Aaron Schock, all the time, every day, because it is Schock Week, both at Wonkette and in life. HERE is Aaron's spirit animal Taylor Swift helping him through his not-gay Downton Abbey office crisis and HERE is Aaron's communications guy resigning for posting racism things on Facebook. 2. Sexy sex stories: Florida is trying to ban teenage sexting, but is messing it up royally, and mean old Harvard won't even let the professors sex the students anymore, rude. 3. We thanked Rick Perry for giving the anti-vaxxers the freedom to give our kids measles. 4. Colleges can avoid looking rapey by just lying about their rape numbers, problem solved we guess. 5. And then this story about an open carry terrorist who doesn't want to kill people, just wants them all dead, he sounds nice.gurn let it stand, gonna slay them with words 'n' music! And so much more! Hit up those links and stay with us a while, okay? Enjoy your Friday, Wonkers! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.