Obama Vetoes Keystone Pipeline Because He Is A Pussy We Guess

Can you believe Obama went ahead and did what he said he was going to do?IMPEACH! More stories from your Tuesday? Okay! 1. A truly shocking poll finds that the majority of the GOP are complete idiots. 2. Fox News couldn't think of any right-wing terror attacks, so we helped them with a list. 3. Here is your daily Elizabeth Warren, giving that nasty Joe Scarborough a good talking-to! 4. Poor Roy Moore is so worried that all the bisexuals and the transgender Alabamians are going to marry too many people at the same time. 5. Bill O'Reilly is so pissed off still LOL. 6. How DO you get things into a lady's vagina? Wonkette investigates! AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Tuesday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like, share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.