Vaccines Are The Best, No They're Not, Jenny McCarthy After These Messages!

OH HEY Wonkette lovers, it is time for your weekly round-up, which we should tell you is now your DAILY round-up, because that is how much we love you/wish to annoy you. What you need to know about Monday at Wonkette is that it's all about vaccines. If you've already gotten yours, then whatever, but if you're still on the fence, then here are your top five Wonkette stories from Monday: 1. Kaili really started things off by doing this whole rant about anti-vaccination Idiots in her morning linky post. She explained how mad stupid anti-vax idiots are about having it pointed out that they are idiots. Read it here! 2. But then Chris Christie was like "I do not know about vaccines, I am pandering to so many people at one time, there should be BALANCE between idiots and reality," and Dok wrote about that RIGHT HERE. 3. And then Chris Christie's office was like "LOL Jay-kay-jay-kay." 4. So Kaili picked up the ball and helped us get prepared for the next round of stupid science debates. Is gravity a thing? Should we inhale ocean water? Were dinosaurs just big dogs?  5. Later in the day, I didn't say a goshdarn THING about vaccines or anything,but I did find a way to make gay jokes while also slamming Tony Pekrins of the Family Research Council. As I am your new Wonket Social Media President, I wish you to know that I will always include one of my own posts as #5, because #badass and also sometimes I will include mine as another part of the list, but only if I #leanin and #dogood and therefore deserve it. There were also many other things, so, since you are at your job right now being bored about many things, you should click on over to the Wonkette and see what you have missed! "Florida Correspondent" used the phrase "doing the gay" and "Mike Huckabee" in one headline! So many Wonkettes! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.