Child-Abandoning Ark. Rep Explains Why He Regifted Unwanted Children

Y'all, this story about Ark. Rep. Justin Harris, the one who gave his adopted child to a rapist, just gets weirder and weirder. Click both of those, you'll see. Would you like some other funny stories from Thursday at Wonkette? FEAST ON THESE: 1. Pat Robertson thinks you should only do demon-healing in Pat Robertson-approved ways. 2. Some Georgia Republicans decided to wait until the lone Democrat on their committee was taking a whizz to vote on a gay-bashing thing the Democrat was blocking. 3. This 12 year-old Obama-hater sure does know how to be a conservative victim, doesn't he? 4. The Girl Scouts have a new cookie, what flavor is it? LESBIAN. 5. Semi-Nice Time: These nice prison inmates decided to save a guard from being raped, good job on that one day, guys! AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Thursday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like (OR THAT YOU HATE), share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!