Oklahoma Just Made It Easier For Everyone To Get Married, To Spite Gays! Thanks Gays!

Hey, know how Oklahoma made it so only pastors can do marriage licenses, in order to spite the gays? THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN, despite what your favorite liberal blogs told you. Wonkette journalismed it, and reports on the real story. More stories from your Thursday at Wonkette? All right, then, have these: 1. House Republicans are desperately searching for a lady, any lady, to make them look not so bad. 2. Two police officers shot in Ferguson -- wingnuts are sure the shots came from the White House, or Eric Holder probably. 3. Michele Bachmann tattles on the illegal-lovin' GOP, to her friend, an invisible lion. 4. The GOP's letter totally worked, Iran will do whatever they say now! 5. Wonkette says goodbye to Sir Terry Pratchett, god-king of literary nerds. AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Thursday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like (OR THAT YOU HATE), share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!