Hillary Clinton Don't Give A Sh*t

So your Hillary Clinton did a nice presser yesterday afternoon, addressing the question, "is my e-mail scandal an actual thing?" The answer is no, if how much she is LAUGHING AT YOU is any indication. More stories from your Tuesday at Wonkette? All right, then, have these: 1. New Pope says if somebody assassinates him, eh, no big thing, YOLO! 2. Sen. Tom Cotton's little note to Iran didn't work all that well for him, surprise! Meanwhile, Bobby Jindal is over in the corner whining that nobody is letting him be a traitorous senator too. Also, Joe Biden can't believe what dicks the Republicans all are. 3. Aaron Schock has a cute new name for private plane rides now, he calls them "software." 4. Hey, Arkansas! Look! A shiny new monument of the Ten Commandments to distract you from that kid-dumping representative. 5. This gun-totin' mama will show you how to love your baby AND your gun. AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Tuesday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like (OR THAT YOU HATE), share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!