Aaron Schock Spending Tax Moneys On Hot Male Personal Photographer. Totally Normal.

You thought this Aaron Schock thing was going to just go away? Sorry, he just keeps getting better and better, and now he's spending tax money on a full time PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHER, nobody does that. More stories from your Tuesday at Wonkette: 1. Alabama is living up to its history by smashing marriage to pieces so nobody can play with it. 2. Barack Obama will finally be loved by Republicans, for asking them permission to bomb the Ay-Rabs. 3. Texas fetuses get lawyers now, cool. Meanwhile also in Texas, this mom has decided to drop her challenge to a super sexy "Marxist" book about poors. 4. Creationists say Darwin was wrong, unicorns are real, and that creationists are still stupid. 5. Bobby Jindal does not understand why you liberals are all so obsessed with race, god. 6. Montana needs big government to protect them from all the naked bikers. And so much more! Hit up those links and stay with us a while, okay? Once you're done browsing Tuesday, refresh your Wonkette, because Alabama will probably have done another stupid thing to the gays. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.