Saturday Night Live Discriminated All Over Victoria Jackson's Free Gay-Hating Speech

Happy Friday, Wonketariat, you need to know that SNL totally discriminated all over poor Victoria Jackson, she is very sad, you guys. Click click! Also you guys need to know that felon Dinesh D'Souza thinks our Kaili Joy is no Mark Twain. Today we are all No Mark Twain! More stories? Lookit! 1. Walmart will give some people a tiny raise, ugh, whatever. 2. Obama did a thing with his finger, is obviously a Muslim. 3. Speaking of Obama, Rudy Giuliani is just curious, have you ever noticed Obama isn't one of us? Like, you know what I mean? *dogwhistle* 4. A Washington judge has told a lady florist that her special relationship with Jesus is not a good enough reason for her to be a bigot. 5. Aaron Schock, in trouble again, we have no idea what else will, er, come out about hiim. 6. Florida cops pretty sure they smelled weed in this dude's butthole, seriously. AND SO MUCH MORE! Come visit your Wonkette and read all the words and stuff! Once you're done with that, don't cry, we will write more, we like to write! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.