Sen. Inhofe: If Global Warming Is Real, Where Did I Get This Snowball?

Everyone, Senator James Inhofe has disproven global warming by presenting a perfectly rounded snowball on the Senate floor. Shock video! More stories from your Thursday at Wonkette? Denied! Oh, just kidding, here: 1. Aaron Schock has gotten himself some fancy DC lawyers to help fix his non-gay ethics violations. 2. Pat Robertson is okay with the stretching part of yoga, but not the part where you accidentally Pray the Hindu. 3. Ladyparts expert Todd Akin wants to try out for senator again, YESSSS! 4. CPAC news: Joni Ernst failed to castrate a hog and Ted Cruz will sext his way into America's heart.   5. Bill O'Reilly did TOO see those nuns get shot dead (no he didn't). AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Thursday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like, share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.