Happy Wednesday! Many wonderful things happened on Tuesday, like the story in that there subject line. Would you believe that Tennessee doesn't have a state gun, or that the official book isn't the Bible yet? Well, the Tennessee legislature has plans to change all of that.
More stories? Lookit!
1. America's worst deadbeat dad/former congressman Joe Walsh would like to have his ass kicked again, please.
2. Fresh Arkansas stupid fer ya! The state is about to ban its towns from protecting LGBT people with nondiscrimination ordinances, because they think it's good for business. Also religious freedom. Always. Your Wonkette From Arkansas spent some time sneering at his former home. Meanwhile, one of Arkansas's best and brightest lawmakers thinks it's time to Nuclear Bomb ISIS, that couldn't go wrong.
3. John Boehner is weeping and crying about Obama ruining America, with the stimulus. We dry those eyes with CHARTS and FACTS.
AND SO MUCH MORE! Come visit your Wonkette and read all the words and stuff! Once you're done with that, begin to cry and do not stop until you refresh your page and realize that there's all new content waiting for you, stop crying like John Boehner, no seriously, stop, Jesus, y'all.
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