The Weekend At Wonkette Was Lovely, Thank You For Asking!

We know, it is Monday, you have a case of the UGH's, so why don't we all relieve the weekend at Wonkette together, it will feel like Saturday all over again! 1. The wingnuts are SO MAD YOU GUYS, about the new DHS report on right-wing terrorism, they just might have to shoot something! 2. Your weekend report on crack medicine and fake science features bleach enemas, ooh, you want to know what that's all about, CLICKIT. 3. There was actually a winner to the most recent caption contest, kinda surprised since you all are so bad at those. 4. Stop, drop and put your f*cking hands up! In Florida all crimes below petty theft are automatic felonies. 5. Did you know your racist uncle uses TripAdvisor? He does, and Rebecca found out that he's not all that into Mexicans when he's looking for an authentic Mexican dining experience. 6. We changed our commenting section to Disqus this week, which turned the commenting area into the Wild West, yee haw. 7. And of course, Alex curates the week's stories, like he does every weekend, via the medium of stock photos! YOU GUYS, these are so funny, if you are not watching them, you are missing out, and also dumb, which is why you are dumb at caption contests. Okay, now spend the week with us, click and share all our stories, and then spend next weekend, and then all other the other weekends and weeks with us too, you are our prisoner now, we love you! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.