Wonkette Commenters Teach Obamacare-Hating Sheriff A Lesson By Paying His Medical Bills

Remember the wingnut sheriff from Friday with the GoFundMe to cover his medical expenses because he hates Obamacare? Wonkette commenters snarkily have padded his account by seven or eight thousand Ameros at this point, damn bleeding hearts. More stories from your Monday at Wonkette? Denied! Oh, just kidding, here: 1. Pat Robertson knows what's Godly, and it is NOT vegetables. 2. Ben Carson has some science for you, just not the parts of science that are liberal conspiracies, like global warming and evolution. 3. Sen. Barbara Mikulski will be retiring to spend more time raising hell. 4. Baseball cures gayness, according to those loser Benham brothers, and hey remember that time Tucker Carlson beat up a gay dude in a bathroom? 5. Leonard Nimoy: Great Republican, or BEST Republican? AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Monday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like, share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!