2015년 2월 10일 화요일

BREAKING: George Bush Never Lied About WMDs, Was Gullible Idiot All Along

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Or DID HE? That's just one of the things your Wonkette explored Monday. Let's look at some other things we typed!
1. Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a super bad-ass, explaining that SCOTUS will become perfect as soon as they get rid of all the men.
2. Mike Huckabee had to explain how racism works to dumb Barack Obama, yet again.
3. Roy Moore, Alabama's top wingnut judge, was forced to swallow all the gay marriage, and he hasn't stopped having tantrums since. New installments of that story will come throughout the week, we're pretty sure.
4. The HPV vaccine isn't going to turn your daughters into whores, so if that was your goal, you're out of luck.
5. Utah will make SURE science doesn't happen to your kids, will tinker with reality instead.
6. Finally, here are the World Net Daily commenters who will kill Obamacare at the Supreme Court, this time for good.
And so much more! Hit up those links and stay with us a while, okay? Once you're done browsing Monday, you can start obsessively refreshing the page for more hard-hitting reporting and sodomy jokes from your Wonkette.
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