Creationists, Aaron Schock and Republicans Who Think It's Not Rape If Your Wife's Unconscious!

Helllllooooo this fine Thursday morning! Yesterday was a big day at the Wonkette, with SO many stories about SO many dumb people. Let us review together over coffee, tea or if you're already drinking, that's fine too. Your highlights: 1.  Creationists are mad at the Carnival Cruise boats, And Also at John F. Kennedy, because evolution, and because They Know They Did not climb out of the ocean with some kinda flippers, goldurnit. Read it !  2.  Glenn Beck is constructing analogies wherein anti-vaxxers are somehow Galileo. In this analogy, Glenn Beck is still The Idiot .  3 . This Missouri wanna-be governor lady really wishes the liberals would stop porning the children . 4.  The San Francisco bookstore is going Galt three years in advance because They have never heard of a donate button. (Wonkette has, though, and you can find it below and our computer on site !)    5.  Aaron Schock just gets gayer, I mean, might get the gayest Ethics Violation of all time .  6.  Here's your new Republican boyfriend , the one who thinks it's not rape if she's your wife, because she's like, your wife. 7.  The Democrat SAID A MEAN , and has-been country star Larry Gatlin gurn not let it stand, gonna slay Them with words 'n' music!  And so much more! Seriously, so many stories yesterday, just go browsies. Meet you back here on Friday morning for team newsletter! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for Both the mens and the womens!      Also, we hope you'll Consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click que link there, and we can all just pretend we never Talked about it.   Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See the Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so  That We might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!     Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND even our newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.