Pat Robertson Warns Lady To Quit Job Before Buddhist Coworkers Get Nirvana All Over Her

What happens when a nice Christian has to work with a buncha dumb Buddhists? Pat Robertson says you need to LEAVE YOUR JOB. More stories from your Monday at Wonkette? All right, then, have these: 1. President Obama mentioned voting rights in Selma, which outraged wingnuts everywhere. 2. The girls' new foster parents are not all that impressed with kid-dumping Ark. Rep. Justin Harris's sob story. 3. Handsome Joe Biden knows how stupid Ben Carson's gay prison comments were, Jesus, God! 4. An Oklahoma fraternity that doesn't want any "n*ggers" will get its wish, nobody will get to frat there anymore. 5. Republicans have sent Iran a love note saying that Barack Obama really isn't president after all, wink wink. AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Monday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like (OR THAT YOU HATE), share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!