The Weekend At Wonkette Was Lovely, Thank You For Asking!

We know, it is Monday, you have a case of the UGH's, so why don't we all relive the weekend at Wonkette together, it will feel like Saturday all over again! 1. Birthday party for the Tea Party! 2. Your weekend report on crack medicine and fake science and New Age Woo Woo is right here, go learn false things! 3. Sarah Palin can see China from her house, also, too. 4. Sean Hannity can see right into your baby caves, ladies. 5. Deleted comments: We are illegal, illiterate, imprisoned parasites! 6. And of course, Alex curates the week's stories, like he does every weekend, via the medium of stock photos! YOU GUYS, these are so funny, if you are not watching them, you are missing out. AND MORE! Okay, now spend the week with us, click and share all our stories, and then spend next weekend, and then all other the other weekends and weeks with us too, you are our prisoner now, we love you! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!