Traitor Republicans: Can't Obama And Iran Take A Joke?

That whole thing with the Republicans sending a letter to Iran telling them not to listen to Nobummer? IT WAS JUST A JOKE, EVERYONE. Why aren't you laughing? More stories from your Wednesday at Wonkette? All right, then, have these: 1. The Texas GOP leader just doesn't cotton to them "angry homosexual women," he does not. Meanwhile, a Texas rep lady has figured out how to stop the quote unquote "Supreme Court" from gay marrying Texas. 2. Only Creationists should be allowed to judge other Creationists, on juries. 3. Ark. Rep. Justin Harris is still in the news, this time because he "exorcised" the demons out of his adopted children, before he gave them to the rapist. 4. Ick "Democrat" Jim Webb, who will never be president, is mewling about Obamacare. 5. Texas pro-life Republicans just hahahahah no seriously for real this story just read it. AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Wednesday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like (OR THAT YOU HATE), share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!