Best Justice Ever Ruth Bader Ginsburg May Have Been Slightly Drunk At SOTU Address

Happy weekend, Wonkers! Your favorite SCOTUS Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg MAY have been a little bit drunk at the SOTU address, and that is why she kept taking disco naps on camera.  More stories? Look! 1. This really nice state senate feller from South Carolina explains that ladies are a "lesser cut of meat" than men, because the Bible. 2. Rick Santorum hates America for its Erotic Freedoms. 3. Meet the asshat wankers celebrating Lincoln's birthday by thanking John Wilkes Booth. 4. Oregon's governor, who promised to stay forever, has resigned. 5. Elizabeth Warren Elizabeth Warren Elizabeth Warren. 6. Gross Rep. Blake Farenthold did not have wet dreams about that woman. 7. The federal judge who gayed Alabama would like the state to do what she f*cking said about gay marriage, thank you. Finally, it is Valentine's Day, and because we love you, here is a recipe for some nice boner juice to keep your boner in A+ condition for the holiday.  Visit us over the weekend, we will be posting more things for your enjoyment! Until next time... . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.