Everybody Who Knew Bill O'Reilly In 1982 Is A Vicious Lying Pinhead

Happy Tuesday, did you know that everybody who worked at CBS in 1982 when Bill O'Reilly was valiantly reporting on the Falklands war is a vicious, lying pinhead? Well they are, they are so mean! More stories? Okay! 1. Vladimir Putin has written new letter to Wonkette, he is laughing harder than time George Bush saw his soul! 2. A hero Texas lady wants to make sure everybody is using the toilets God intended them to use, would like to look at your genes, please. 3. Would you believe that a leading climate change-denying scientist is fully bought and paid for? It's true! 4. The GOP has a new plan to keep the Department of Homeland Security open, ha ha, no they don't. 5. ISIS and Oklahoma! They both agree that we were not descended from some damn monkeys. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Monday, and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like, share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.