Kid-Dumper AR Rep Justin Harris So Sorry That DHS Screwed Him And His Family

Ark. Rep. Justin Harris just held a press conference where he addressed the controversy over his "rehoming" of his adopted children, one of whom was subsequently raped by her new guardian. He laid the blame at the feet of the Arkansas Department of Human Services. Read our full report here, which includes the DHS's official response. Also, In coverage from the morning, we learned that Rep. Harris absolutely had to rehome his adopted children, because he was scared the 6 yr. old would ax-murder the whole family. Would you like some other wonderful stories from Friday at Wonkette? Funny ones? And maybe some kittens, we promised kittens? FEAST ON THESE: 1. That Obamacare-hating sheriff still hates Obamacare, but says thanks all you libtards for the moneys you gave him. 2. Dinesh D'Souza said, FROM JAIL, that the Obama administration is "lawless," and that there is a new Reagan, risen from the grave! 3. Sean Hannity to that pussy Obama:  Do you even Crossfit, bro? 4. Those uncouth Clintons have given Peggy Noonan the vapors once again! 5. As we promised, HERE IS YOUR KITTEN VIDEO, we are sorry this week has been so full of Sad News. AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Friday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like (OR THAT YOU HATE), share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!