House GOP Officially Gives Zero F*cks About National Security

It's official:  The House GOP gives ZERO FUCKS about national security. More stories from your Friday at Wonkette? Denied! Oh, just kidding, here: 1. This Obamacare hatin' sheriff wants YOU to pay his medical bills, because he ain't got no Obamacare! 2. We say goodbye to Leonard Nimoy. RIP.  3. Aaron Schock's ass has written a check to cover his Downton Abbey office. The US Treasury has cashed it. 4. Rick Santorum made your Wonkette to laugh with knee-slapping joke at CPAC! 5. Elizabeth Warren explains how the Republicans have ruined your WHOLE day. You love her, you click. AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Friday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like, share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations! Hey, look! It's our new coffee cup! AND our even newer t-shirt! Thank you for reading Wonkette. We love you.