Loathsome Warmonger Addresses Congress. (Not Dick Cheney.)

Yeah, Benjamin Netanyahu addressed Congress, ugh, you knew that. But you didn't read Wonkette's live-blog, so do that! More stories from your Tuesday at Wonkette? Denied! Oh, just kidding, here: 1. Hillary Clinton may have an e-mail problem, or she may not, is the New York Times just trolling her, or is there something here?  2. Flip Benham will get all the transgenders out of the bathroom by shouting "pervert!" at them. 3. The House passed a clean DHS funding bill, hurray! John Boehner is, of course, now in witness protection. 4. These poor U of Iowa students were made sad by an anti-racist art installation, and now they all get to take makeup tests. 5. David Petraeus pleads GUILTY, of being way too sexy for his pants. AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Tuesday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like (OR THAT YOU HATE), share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!