The Weekend At Wonkette Was Lovely, Thank You For Asking!

Hello, Wonkers, you are at work on Monday and you wish it was Sunday, but we wrote some nice stories for you this weekend, take a look! 1. Dok wrote a really lovely, beautiful piece about the anniversary of Selma. You should read it. 2. Do you mind if we grab your ass? Of course not, we are in love, but these are your weekly Florida Stories, and they involve ass-grabbing. 3. The Paleo diet does not in fact cure autism! You are SHOCKED. 4. Sarah Palin is misremembering history again, this time HER OWN. 5. And of course, Alex curates the week's stories, like he does every weekend, via the medium of stock photos! YOU GUYS, these are so funny, and this week they chose to be gay, if you are not watching them, you are missing out. AND MORE! Okay, now spend the week with us, click and share all our stories, and then spend next weekend, and then all other the other weekends and weeks with us too, you are our prisoner now, we love you! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!