Oh, NOW Bill O’Reilly Thinks Irresponsible Words Can Inspire Violence

Happy weekend, Wonkers. Wouldn't you know, there are CERTAIN conditionswhere Bill O'Reilly thinks words can incite violence? Nothing he's said clearly, but things like "black lives matter." More stories from your Friday at Wonkette? All right, then, have these: 1. Who is to blame for Justin Harris dumping his "demonic" kids? People like YOU. Also, Harris got like $4 million in tax money to run his gross preschool. 2. Rudy Giuliani is just asking:  Why can't Obama be more like that nice rapist Bill Cosby? 3. Aaron Schock snuck his hot male personal photographer on an India trip, ooh ROMANTIC! 4. Ted Cruz attempts to make joke, does not work. Let's all make fun of him! 5. Here are Barack and Michelle Obama being silly on talk shows, so probably someone is mad about that. AND SO MUCH MORE. Now go to your Wonkette and read everything else you missed on Friday and remember that sharing is caring, so if you read something you really like (OR THAT YOU HATE), share it with your Facebook or your Twitter or your Reddit or your knitting circle or your therapist, you know, whoever you share things with. . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!