The Weekend At Wonkette Was Lovely, Thank You For Asking!

Good Monday to you, lovely readers. Your Wonkette Did Things this weekend, want to see them? 1. Sarah Palin hasn't bothered to learn what net neutrality is, but she's going to have to sue Obama for stealing the internet anyway. 2. Gays have admitted to trying to recruit your children, according to adorably stupid people. 3. Ooh, Bible Prophecy Porn! 4. Alligators on golf courses and gettin' NEKKID for the Lord, here are your Florida Stories! 5. Deleted Comments:  Stop supporting the Gays' RECTUM RITUALS! 6. Finally, take your Wonkette Weekend Poll: Are you an idiot? Or are you somebody who is not an idiot? LEAVE YOUR ANSWER IN THE COMMENTS. Wow, those were nice, weren't they?  Okay, now spend the week with us, click and share all our stories, and then spend next weekend, and then all other the other weekends and weeks with us too, you are our prisoner now, we love you! . . . Hey, you know our awesome Elizabeth Warren coffee mug? We're now making the same design available on tee shirts, for both the mens and the womens! Also, we hope you'll consider making a donation to Yr Wonkette, so we can keep bringing you the finest snark and political commentary in America (according to experts including us). We are not comfortable asking for money. You are not comfortable being asked. Click that there link, and we can all just pretend we never talked about it. Needless to say, you can follow us on the Facebook! And the Twitters! And the Tumblrs! See a Wonkette story you like? Remember to share it with the handy-dandy buttons at the top of the post, so that we might be blessed with all the social media monetizations!